this blogs a mess

Hello yes I am currently away for a bit enjoy my queue

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realityisoverrated:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
I COULD
EAT
A HORSE
JFC

(via birdsandboats)

flewor:

i would so go on a walk with you

(Source: flewor, via holeinmyshirts)

kawaiijohn:

thevvioletprince:

people die if they are killed

whoa tag your spoilers

i haven’t gotten that far yet

(via j5h)

ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit

(via ezrakneg)

buildamonobear:

I’m off to destroy canadaimagethey’ve had it too good for too long.image

(via vhateva)

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winsexter:

do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends

(Source: thighhighsenpai, via miranduh-cosgrove)

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meatbicyclevevo:

When you refuse to dance even if the beat is funky

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(Source: meatbicyclevevo, via hotboyproblems)

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dajo42:

"i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me"

well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you

(via trust)

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gabite:

the deeper your voice is the deeper you can go in me

(via hasmagic)

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chevvybar:

breaking a mutual more like

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(Source: oakynymph, via orgasm)

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mangoestho:

everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.

(via thechamberofsecrets)

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lolipie:

I can be cute.

I can be a slut.

I can be a cute slut.

(via iwantyoureffingtatertots)

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sunharry:

sunharry:

taylor swift is always pulling the max and ruby face like

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(via jesuschristvevo)

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theh0rizon:

you’ve never actually seen me happy unless you’ve gone to a concert with me

(via tomsuns)