Hello yes I am currently away for a bit enjoy my queue
what am i even doing with my life |
most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
people die if they are killed
whoa tag your spoilers
i haven’t gotten that far yet
horror movie synopsis
- white family moves into house
- the house got some shit in it
- family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
- turns out that shit is some ultrashit
do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends
When you refuse to dance even if the beat is funky
"i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me"
well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you
everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.
taylor swift is always pulling the max and ruby face like