Hello yes I am currently away for a bit enjoy my queue
what am i even doing with my life |
do u ever just hum a song and then it randomly turns into another song with a similar tune and ur like “no wait”
ALL THE FREAKIN’ TIME
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
why is everyone in aladdin hot
my original statement stands
me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?
i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
“I really prefer acting over modelling. I started modelling at 15 as a means to have a job and to lead to acting. Doing modelling helps you get comfortable in front on the camera. I did modelling because I’m not good at working in restaurants. I’m the worst waiter in the world and I feel really bad for anyone who ever had me as a waiter.”
the most peaceful member of 1d is harry bc he really doesnt give a shit he just looks hot and eats bananas
judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
judge: haha case dismissed