WHY DOES PITCJER DO THE THIGN
MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT
DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP
let me be free
when you walk into the auditorium and your athlete son and his athlete best friend are preparing for a play by painting a wooden tree that is a part of the set
My poor Henry after having his teeth cleaned today. Ouch. Much love my best bud.
I’M LAUGHIGN SO FUCKNGIG HARD A THTIS HOLYG SHIT LOOK AT T HTIS THIS IS AMAZI GNG IT’S THE CAPTIONS THAT GE T ME
SADDLE YOUR DADS WE MOVE OUT AT DAWN
real talk tangled is better than frozen
it’s so cute how 5 seconds of summer named themselves after their career span
I lost my shit at self-governing snakes.
"Only thinks of you as a friend "
My dogs come in small, medium and large
not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell
we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret
evil laugh because rebekah, i know yours ◠‿◠
oh shit rebekah watch out
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere